Usual Morning

Going through the usual motions of getting the children for school I said to my son, J-Rex "Do you have your shoes on yet?"

To which he replied with indignant tones, "No, I've only got one sock!" 

I had already mocked his solo sock several times this morning, but it was apparent that I must increase the mocking.

I said to Mopsie "Point at your brothers one sock, and laugh."

At which she pointed and loudly brought forth a sharp and giggly "Hahahah!"

I realize now that I must not use this super power for evil.

Either way I still had to instruct my son on where to find a pair of socks to wear, and he was yet again surprised by this knowledge.