Computers are wonderful things. Except when they are programed to monitor other computers and notify sleeping people about their status. Which is something I get to do every 7 weeks or so. A computer monitors my works servers, routers, and switches then pages some poor bastard if something isn't within parameters defined by a person who doesn't have to carry said pager. So, if at 2 AM some asshat in Asia decides to spam our mail server I get woken up to try and correct it or say if another employee changes routing and makes everything FUBAR, you guessed it.
This might not be a problem, but it happens too frequently for me to get, say a solid 4 hours of sleep. What this puts into perspective for my warped mind is, we sure seem to be serving the machines a lot. Phone rings, we run to get it or fish through our pockets, like it's important, when more than likely it's someone you don't even want to talk to. Computer beeps and we go figure out why. The machine beckons and we obey.
I say we rebel against the machines before Google turns into Skynet. Ignore that computer, pager, and damn cell phone. You'll feel better, I promise. And if you don't hear from me again, the machines got me.
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