Past Glory

A lot of people like to relive their past successes. Grasping onto our shining moments is something everyone does as justification for who they are, what they've become, and where they have ended up. For some it's something simple, and all together insignificant to most people, but it is their glory and they have a right to it. For others, it truly is greatness. Something epic or heroic, and they also have every right to it.

The problem with the latter is that it usually isn't very funny.